Funny Swedish Dishcloth for Divorce Dating Breakups : Get Yourself a Stallion

Wise words to ponder as you search for Mr. Right.  
Honey, don't settle for a jackass. The corral is full of horses and you deserve the finest of the herd. 
Urban Smirk Swedish Dishcloths bring all the personality! Each dishcloth is artist-designed, durable, and reusable — mixing hilarious sayings with vintage sass. Tackle kitchen messes and laugh while doing it. Made from a natural blend of cellulose and cotton, these eco-friendly dishcloths are naturally antibacterial, ultra-absorbent, and completely compostable.
     ✔ Absorbs up to 20x its weight — perfect for dishes, counters & spills
     ✔ So unique - designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
     ✔ Funny, vintage-inspired sayings 
     ✔ Machine washable and dishwasher-safe
     ✔ Great for eco-conscious buyers
     ✔ Ideal gift for cooks, hostesses, and anyone who loves to laugh
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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