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Giving you a high quality hysterical product is very important to us.  If you any questions or are have any issue with your Urban Smirk order, please contact us directly.  We would love to hear from you. 

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Privacy & Safety


We are committed to protecting your personal information. Data that is collected at your time of purchase is protected and never sold to a third party. Your basic information may be used to contact you about future Urban Smirk happenings. 

We LOVE wholesale! You and your customers will enjoy our hand-made unique products. Kari VanZante designs each one, so you wont see bad-boys like these in any other shop! Our goal is to give you a product that is clever, clean-humored, high quality and very snarky.  Please check out our WHOLESALE PAGE to see what is available currently. 


Each towel 18x32 inch towel will arrive folded and tagged with a brightly-colored Urban Smirk tag. If you would like them untagged, please contact us directly. Towels are 100% cotton and are thick and absorbent. Our customers tell us that they FIRST buy for "the funny" but they keep buying because they appreciate our excellent quality towel.

Swedish Dishcloths

A hot & trending kitchen item! Your customers will love how they absorb 20x their weight in water, replace 17 rolls of paper towels and wash easily. They can be reused again and again.  Dishcloths are approximately 7x8inches and are 30% cotton and 70 cellulose. They are eco-friendly and biodegradable. Swedish dishcloths will be packaged individually in clear poly bags with a colorful 4x6 inch "about the product" card inside.  


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