Hilarious Microfiber Kitchen Towel : Chloroform

Does this towel smell like chloroform to you? 
Oooo! She's a snarky one. She's pretty, soft and floral AND has a unexpected wicked sense of humor. This towel the best combination of unexpected hilarity. 
 
Urban Smirk brings all the personality with this microfiber tea towel! Our artist-designed kitchen towels are boldly colored and double-sided. They beautifully mix vintage sass with fresh modern florals. The hilarious sayings, retro artwork and vibrant colors will give your kitchen such a fun vibe.
 
✔  18x30 in
✔  Waffle microfiber holds up to 6x its weight
✔  Designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
✔  Double-sided with vibrant color
✔  Absorbent, quick-drying, wrinkle-free, machine washable
✔  Attached hanging loop 
✔  A+ gift for cooks, hostesses & friends who love to laugh
 
Crafted from premium microfiber, these high quality bad boys are made to work — drying dishes, cleaning up messes, or just making your guests snort-laugh. Kitchen towels that are built for function and fun.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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