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Front and back of towel are laid over each other with a pop out box that showcases the funny saying.

Funny Cooking Retro Microfiber Tea Towel : Hardest Part of Adulting

Who knew that the hardest part of adulting is figuring out what to cook for dinner every night, for the rest of your life, until you die? 

 

Urban Smirk towels bring all the personality with this towel! Our artist-designed kitchen towels are boldly colored and double-sided. They beautifully mix vintage sass with fresh modern florals. The hilarious sayings, retro artwork and vibrant colors will give your kitchen such a fun vibe.  

 

✔  18x30 in
✔  Waffle microfiber holds up to 6x its weight
✔  Designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
✔  Double-sided with vibrant color
✔  Absorbent, quick-drying, wrinkle-free, machine washable
✔  Attached hanging loop 
✔  A+ gift for cooks, hostesses & friends who love to laugh

 

Crafted from premium microfiber, these high quality bad boys are made to work — drying dishes, cleaning up messes, or just making your guests snort-laugh. Kitchen towels that are built for function and fun.

 

 

 

 

 


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    $18.00 Regular Price
    $14.40Sale Price

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