3 ct - Sarcastic Cooking Kitchen Towel for Parenting : Poison Food

Be nice to me or I'll poison your food.  Friends, this momma has HAD IT. She ain't playin'. Alert the family in the most fun way possible.... Urban Smirk!
 
Urban Smirk towels bring all the personality! Our artist-designed kitchen towels are boldly colored and double-sided. They beautifully mix vintage sass with fresh modern florals. The hilarious sayings, retro artwork and vibrant colors will give your kitchen such a fun vibe.  
 
✔  18x30 in
✔  Waffle microfiber holds up to 6x its weight
✔  Designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
✔  Double-sided with vibrant color
✔  Absorbent, quick-drying, wrinkle-free, machine washable
✔  Attached hanging loop 
✔  A+ gift for cooks, hostesses & friends who love to laugh
 
Crafted from premium microfiber, these high quality bad boys are made to work — drying dishes, cleaning up messes, or just making your guests snort-laugh. Kitchen towels that are built for function and fun. Use your common sense and grab one!
 
Packaging: Towels come folded with belly band and plastic display hook, ready for retail.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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