Snarky Funny Retro Tea Towel for Couples : Revolve Around Me
My husband told me the world didn't revolve around me, I told him IT COULD if some people tried harder. Urban Smirk towels bring all the personality!
Our artist-designed kitchen towels are boldly colored and double-sided. They beautifully mix vintage sass with fresh modern florals. The hilarious sayings, retro artwork and vibrant colors will give your kitchen such a fun vibe.
✔ 18x30 in
✔ Waffle microfiber holds up to 6x its weight
✔ Designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
✔ Double-sided with vibrant color
✔ Absorbent, quick-drying, wrinkle-free, machine washable
✔ Attached hanging loop
✔ A+ gift for cooks, hostesses & friends who love to laugh
Crafted from premium microfiber, these high quality bad boys are made to work — drying dishes, cleaning up messes, or just making your guests snort-laugh. Kitchen towels that are built for function and fun.
microfiber marriage dating urban smirk anniversary gift gifts for couples wedding gift artist designed sarcastic home decor top ten best gift ever funny kitchen decor bright flowers absorbent tea towel
HAPPY2026

