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Snarky Funny Retro Tea Towel for Couples : Revolve Around Me

Snarky Funny Retro Tea Towel for Couples : Revolve Around Me

My husband told me the world didn't revolve around me, I told him IT COULD if some people tried harder. Urban Smirk towels bring all the personality! 

 

Our artist-designed kitchen towels are boldly colored and double-sided. They beautifully mix vintage sass with fresh modern florals. The hilarious sayings, retro artwork and vibrant colors will give your kitchen such a fun vibe.  

 

✔  18x30 in
✔  Waffle microfiber holds up to 6x its weight
✔  Designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
✔  Double-sided with vibrant color
✔  Absorbent, quick-drying, wrinkle-free, machine washable
✔  Attached hanging loop 
✔  A+ gift for cooks, hostesses & friends who love to laugh

 

Crafted from premium microfiber, these high quality bad boys are made to work — drying dishes, cleaning up messes, or just making your guests snort-laugh. Kitchen towels that are built for function and fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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    $18.00 Regular Price
    $14.40Sale Price

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